Sexual Pick Up Lines

“Hey baby, can I put my sausage on your buns?”

“You look like a nice girl, but also like someone I could corrupt!”

“Did you give me a blowjob last week? Don’t get all shy on me now, it’s okay, you can admit it if you did, it’s just that I was really drunk”

“Dam girl, where did you get that ass!”

“Who’s got two thumbs and wants to do you?” [Point to yourself with your thumbs] “This guy!”

“I can’t stop staring at your beautiful boobs, can I shake there hand?”

“Want to go make babies?”

“You know what they say about guys with big hands.....[show her your hands].....they have big *&%$s”

“Congratulations, you won the prize for being the hottest girl in here! Now let me show you your prize.” [point to your crotch]

“I’m all about the tits and ass. Judging by your skimpy clothes, I’m thinking you feel the same way?”

“You look cute. I would buy you a drink but only if you can guarantee that I’m going to get laid. Am I?”

Using sexual pickup lines when trying to chat up girl is a good idea as you will quickly weed out any girls who aren’t sexual and will be left with attracting girls who want to get with you.